“I had hoped that my nearly two decades of public service might carry more weight than my two worst moments on television.”

Such lazy journalism. Open up the TB12 Nutrition Manual and you’ll quickly learn that Guerrero doesn’t have beef with anyone. Brady is vegan most of the year, and when he’s not, he’s notorious for only eating lean meat. C’mon, man. Do some research before you publish a blog.

If there were aliens known to the US government, 45 would be privy to the information, and he would have blurted it out by now.

The darkest timeline is that, in the very tiny speckle of time in the entirety of the history of human civilization, aliens make contact with humans, we have an unqualified baby as the leader of the most powerful country in the world.

Or, perhaps they’ve been here all along and know that now is the best time to…

Is that seriously alien guy on the far left? If so: wooooooow

The issue isn’t the altering of the dags, but the standard of care she is supposed to employ when altering the dags. Fuck her wrinkly old ass.

Honestly. Doesn’t everyone keep up with minor European royalty? Sigh.

Charlotte Casiraghi is Grace Kelly’s granddaughter. Her mom is Caroline, the Princess of Monaco (although I guess she is still going by her estranged husband’s title so she’s styling herself Princess of Hannover still?) I did not believe Charlotte was pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby because all the women in that family…

Wait, there’s a website just called “Naked Girls”? That seems so... pedestrian. Is there another one called “Penises and vaginas”?

I actually have no problem with the DoD researching alien sightings. Like chances are there is life out there and they will visit us at some point, so why not be prepared? And if it’s some other sort of phenomenon? Like another countries spy gear or tech then yeah we should prob be looking into that too. If it’s…

If you can get the price of universal health care down to 22 million a year I bet it would get funded.

The first time that there’s actually some high quality, well researched information on any sort of government/UFO shenanigans for over 40 years... and all the usual conspiracy theorists haven’t noticed because they’re too busy raiding pizza parlour basements looking for enslaved sex rings.

Are those shotgun shells or Duracell AAs?

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Ugh, seriously? She was posting a birthday thank you message to her fans. It’s unreasonable to expect that she use a thank you birthday Instagram to complain about her life because a) she did have a good year and b) most people post a positive message when they are saying thank you for all the birthday wishes. Also,…

I don’t care for Taylor Swift’s music but if you’re going to claim she used feminism to make herself famous and rich you should probably throw in that she also used her song writing skills to create music that appeals to millions, marketing skills that keep her in the headlines, and from what I read, artistic and…

But thats what she’s saying! Why is everyone being a complete dense idiot about this? She said it was a great year for her thanks to her fans. I had a great year thanks to my kids and coworkers. I will not apologize for being grateful while the world melts around us.