The great combo of experience of a lifetime and presumably pants-shitting terror.

Related but not really related, I took a random vacation to Quebec City this fall and fell in love with it. Highly recommended.

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

Go fuck yourself

Well that was just weird.

You know you fucked up when even Barstool commenters are calling you a creep 

Hey Guys,

Fuck you, it’s Sault Ste. Marie! 705 Mafia, represent!

Incredibly accurate. Everyone knows that Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan is the center of the universe!

After 50 years I am surprised the Leafs still know how to hoist a cup

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

This is not a new thought, but for a guy that never drinks, he sounds way too much like I did trying to make sense at 7am after a night of drugging my balls off.
The clogged nasal breathing, the dry mouth, the not-having-a-fucking-clue. All of it.

Faces that stopped the war that come to mind well before that silly cow…

I hope her kidnap training doesn’t go as Princess Diana’s training went when a stray pellet from a stun grenade landed on the right side of her hair set fire to her hair back in 1983 during training with the SAS at Hereford.

You’re just Bias-ed

Mutumbo is laughing so hard because he hasn’t seen anything that funny in 60 years.

I’m not saying you’re wrong or anything but Brent Burns in the HHOF? As a sure thing? That’s a bold call Petchesky.

Well, it’s really all about ethics in throwing motion journalism.

I love it when the kids forget. It’s Dad’s chocolate now!