At this point, just go full Rollerball (James Caan version). No rules, last guy standing wins.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

I always felt this guy was like the Mormon Tebow insofar as he’s really a RB masquerading as a QB. Good for him for being willing to play out of position to get on the field.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Gould has a better shot of working for the Bears during next year’s draft than Pace or Fox do

McAduly noted

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

So she was a real life Olenna Tyrell. That is badass.

After a self-imposed exile, guard Derrick Rose flew to Cleveland this morning

It’ll be very interesting if we ever get a chance to hear why the Cubs — and especially Rangers — made the list.

The Angles

This isn’t Jezebel, there’s no points for value signalling here.

If you’re not first you’re last.

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

Why the hell the article hasn’t been updated - and vastly improved! - with this, is beyond me!

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

after four years at Kentucky

Shitty way to Remember a Guy.

I’m just glad we’re living in a society where standards are changing and that sort of behaviour is no longer acceptable. I suppose I can just hope that current standards hold and my kids grow up in a world where no basketball players spend four years at Kentucky.

“It’s been a gropey week here in Lake Wobegon...”