He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

for me personally if im going to put forth the effort to follow a story of absolutely zero consequence that is still repeatedly popping up in the news this week it has to be juicero. sorry to the partios players and coaches

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

Let’s not forget that Indiana was about to throw the bum out of office and he took a VP slot on what looked like a huge longshot of a ticket largely to avoid the career-destroying outcome of losing reelection in a very red state thanks to the damage his stupid culture war crap brought to the state.

Failing upwards - a…

Chip in a fiver, get out of the greys?

“the current property value is $868,717"

No. You get a greater multiplier with options, assuming you know what you’re doing. In any case, this guy didn’t know what he was doing because his plan had zero chance of going undetected.

Nashville, both on paper and to the naked eye, hasn’t shown a reason to doubt them.

It doesn’t matter.

Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.

He engaged in (some manner of unconventional sex act) with (non-human animal/completely inappropriate human animal) while at (some Trump property), attending a conference sponsored by (right wing organization which firmly denounces the sex act in question).

Meanwhile back in Washington...

I would counter that when you consider that “Love it or leave it!” was the prevailing sentiment of a large chunk of the country shortly after the attacks and during the Iraq War, this seems far less insane.

Francesa: If it came down to sacrificing the United States or Israel, you’d sacrifice the United States?

Cool-

Randy Johnson would’ve killed the guy. In fact, he’s probably screamed at everybody he’s seen this morning, just having read about this. Which probably isn’t very different from any other morning, really...

Without getting too hyperbolic, I can honestly say without exaggeration that this was one of the NHL playoff series ever played.

I read Deadspin regularly, which means I’m treated to a “har har dong is a funny word” post roughly 60 times per season.

Helpful reader critique: You guys seem to think that using the word “dong” for home run is funny. It is not funny.

He did it in front of the mirror so it was actually 61:3 nhoJ