[Puts on flack jacket and shounder pads. Straps on helmet. Puts safety goggles on. Inserts mouth guard. Checks cup. Ties steel toed boots. Looks around. Deep breath.]

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I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

Two things. First, the best thing to happen to the Bulls all year was to draw the Celtics. Rondo is playing like it’s personal and he hasn’t played like this in four years. Second, the Celtics should have traded for Paul George. Josh Eberly on Twitter I think said it’s very difficult to win a series when you don’t…

Good boy.

So maybe, MAYBE the failure is in the fact that we take young boys and teach them to be endlessly aggressive, and beat a level of violent competition and unwillingness to compromise or lose into them.

It wasn’t about “just a football player” it was that some people can maintain some perspective and avoid raping,…

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

aka The Jhonny Peralta Rule

Rich Man Confronts Privilege With Attempt To Change Money In Politics, Local Concerntrarian Retaliates With Slate-tier Snark

I THINK I JUST HEARD HAMNO PASS OUT FROM BLOOD RUSHING FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS HATE BONER

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

BUT! It involves a rich guy! So Deadspin cannot advocate on his behalf. Rich and successful = evil around here!

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

I have spent all year unwittingly torturing the DC contingent at Deadspin by telling them I thought this year was going to be different.

It just occurred to me. The Leafs have 1 more playoff win in this series than the Lions have in the past 50+ years.

I love when everyone talks themselves into how THIS is the year that the Capitals don’t choke in the playoffs.

He is. I even mention that in the article:

Yep. That’s The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and it’s pretty wild stuff. A lot more like a Looney Tunes show than this one. It also had “Sonic Says,” a segment at the end of episodes with some morals for kids to learn.

If this were the KHL that’d be a cigarette in his nose