thelongtimelurker
TheLongtimeLurker
thelongtimelurker

Stone Cold broke into Brian Pillman’s house and Pillman fired a gun at him. That was in 1998.

He’s beaning people in heaven as we speak.

I have to ask - why is this referred to as a “ghetto” version?

Always with these god damn Sleepytime truthers.

Sleepytime tea is bullshit. Narcotic sleep aids only.

It can’t get any worse than being mocked by fans of a team just three* points clear of relegation. Just brutal.

So Arsenally

Are you kidding? Prince George has already done the following (live on tv, no less): beat up a commoner baby at a play date, tried to murder a cute bunny in Australia, and dismissed the Prime Minister of Canada’s attempts at a welcome handshake. Prince George is going to ruin that wedding.

“He was born in Sicily or Donegal or Dubrovnik”

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

Had Woods even played golf since he became a villain, though? This has been like if Bonds never took another swing after the steroid stuff came out. Very disappointing turn as a heel for Tiger.

New spinoff of Breaking Bad: BETTER CALL CAITIE!

“Syberia”? Someone’s looking forward to the third installment coming out this summer!

I guess there’s your blueprint for success: Keep doing everything wrong and biffing your No. 1 picks and winning draft lotteries until you finally land the best hockey player in the world. I wonder why more teams don’t try that.

Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

Easy there Musburger.

“Nobody expects the Spanish win tradition!”

Do you think Jim Nantz has ever considered that Sergio Garcia might actually not give a shit about Seve?

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Bad memories of the NASL championship game 40 years ago: