a big question mark in Chicago

Great article. We have a speedway here in College Station, Texas World Speedway, is closing or is closed. Its going to be torn down to make way for a 800+ home subdivision and retail location. We had a short dirt track up here as well, Hot Rod Hill, but the neighbors got it shut down because of noise.

Can Hollywood stop making remakes of anime? People who could possibly be interested in those already watched the original versions so why bother.

Never forget. This was Candace’s brother’s birthday party. 3 and a half feet of Subway sandwiches, half a Sunny D and two of the most despondent women ever photographed.

Jezebel moves a bit slow with important news like this I’ve noticed. When they do though, they seem to try and devote a whole post on serious subjects like that by one of their stronger writers. They’re not really a breaking news kinda site tbh.

What’s to stop a rival player’s friend or family member or business associate sitting at home from calling in tips on their competitors constantly? If we’re talking about such minor infractions, you could seemingly call one on just about every other player in contention given enough time and focus. With $150,000 on…

“MUH GOD!!!!! GRONK JUST HIT HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND THE REF TOTALLY MISSED IT!!!! WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!”

Being 43 and wanting kids might be the issue. There’s a certain sort of guy who doesn’t think about settling down until his late 30s, who then decides his future wife needs to be around or under 30 so that he can take dating and marriage on a relaxed schedule without worrying about bumping into female fertility…

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

Wrestlemania 33 is just a warm-up for Gronk.

Gronk could take his latest round of performance-enhancers on stage and still have an easier time getting an NFL contract than Kaepernick.

Can you guys take your empty moral posturing elsewhere? My wife and I are navigating the system right now, and inundating the State Department with sham green card applications as a political statement is going to make life even more difficult for people who actually, ya know, love each other.

Who would compile these binders? Because most people’s flaws would consist of “I just care too much!”

“Oh Sandra, we do ever so much together and enjoy our adventures too. We may only be friends but would you make me the happiest receiver of the Marriage Allowance by marrying me so I can lower my tax bill by a few hundred quid?”

Totally! I feel like regardless of romantic preference, everyone should have some sort of partner with which they can exploit marital benefits.

It’s amazing how many politicians who claim to believe in marriage as an institution by itself only know how to make it better by making it essentially a tax dodge.

Ed Sheeran seems entirely fine and inoffensive to me. That is the sum total of every take I have ever had on him and I’ve never really understood why people get all up in arms about him.

He supports free-market solutions for people with autism. Like...uhhhh...private companies taking the place of medicaid and disability assistance, I guess. Or churches doing it or whatever or...look, just shut up and read Atlas Shrugged, ok? It explains it all in there.

This is your first kid, isn’t it?