I literally will not watch this for 2 reasons:

1) because even reading the description made me cringe so fucking hard I barely made it through the article without NOPE-ing out of it, and

“How do you FEEL, mighty Megatron?”

Bastian, how many dongs do you think you’ll ding at the Superbowl Cup Finals?

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

Maybe he needs more FIBERTRON

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Fun Facts! The Las Vegas metropolitan area has increased in population by 285% since 1990, and still ranks 29th in population. As a media market, it ranks #40, well behind cities like Hartford, Milwaukee, Cincinnati. According to Gizmodo, only 1 in 4 Nevadans were actually born in Nevada.

I don’t think we can ever really predict what it is that our children will hate us for. Your kid could totally love her name and decide to hate you for something completely unrelated. Don’t worry too much about it. :)

This girl’s snub game is stronger

I once had a college course with a guy named “Bean Bag”. Legal name since birth.

Oh. So it’s a 1%er’s version of a temper tantrum, then. Cool, man.

I think the real feat is that he reached the age of 16 surrounded by people who are so callously indifferent to his well-being.

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

“where will the money come from to pay for the added benefits?”

Google tells me Cornell’s endowment currently stands at 6.1 billion dollars, with a 10-year annualized return of 7.2%.

So the answer to your question is, by cutting the omelet bar. 

In addition, his idea of “negotiating” involves hiring contractors and then stiffing them on the bill. He’s got leverage, you see—the contractor’s done part/all of the work, but Donny’s still got the money. That’s negotiationing!

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

Use your Collusion was Selig’s favorite GnR album.

Bonds had an OBP of .480 in his final season, his age-42 season, and not one single MLB

Oakland can’t afford the insane costs the NFL demands and Vegas can. The only losers here are the taxpayers of Las Vegas.