In the sense that she weighs 260 and doesn't have a true position?

Actually, interesting point- he usually seems to be wearing the road team's gear, at least when he's next to a stadium. Cardinals jersey at Cincinnati, Titans jersey at Colts, Sooners polo at Kyle Field (I think), etc. Maybe he's just a grade-A troll?

No Heat jersey?

At least he's not racist with his cars.

Youth is wasted on the young.

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

Dear actual moral Christian people,

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

Please explain cappy

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"IF FOUND AT A SIXERS GAME, DO NOT RESUSCITATE."

You know what they say about St. Louis: Best faps in baseball.

Cards' fans should be happy the players seem to be over Pujols, too.

Jason Collins Played Basketball And It Was No Big Deal

Don't you mean, "so cleaver"?

It's the Lakers. There's not much of a crowd reaction to anything.

What an abomination.

This is terribly distracting. How did Brooklyn even finish the game???

"Goddammit, you jump on the turtle, grab the shell, run with it and then kick it at the walking mushroom. How many fuckin times do I have to explain this?"

Eyes wide shit.