I thought that was John Robinson from Lords of Dogtown at first...wow.

It's part of the current Russian trend to treat gays well ten days at a time.

Eh, I always liked the big inflatable toilet. I mean, yeah, you could hear rats running around beneath the bleachers when we went to punt there during the week, it may have collapsed on its own a time or two, but you knew that Morton Andersen was always gonna be perfect on field goals there.

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I expect nothing less from Philly fans, you need to teach those kids at young age, you don't take gruff from no one at a sporting event, not an opposing fan, not an usher and most of all, not that smug bastard Santa Claus.

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Hey man, don't judge until YOU, recently reanimated after 190 years in a tomb at Montpelier, tried to play guitar with your rotting, dessicated fingers.

Ahem.

"I'm taking my talents to South Venus". -LeBron

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

Bob: "Do you have a point, Matt?"

For what it's worth, many people believe in God AND take their children to doctors.

"I'm not crazy about what he did..."

We just have humongous piles of "There's always next year"s that we put our stuff on.

"Mommy, why is daddy sitting like that?"

Naturally, a pathetic couch figures prominently on the cover.

I heard Gronkowski went with him and now they're just called "The Islands"

The pair immediately recognized their shared bond, and spent hours reminiscing together about all the times they got blown up.