"All of this..., has a setting. It's set to men."

Mike Ditka has made a career out of idealizing his time as a coach.

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

Understandably, Brady yearns for the ancient Egyptian days of yore when everything was measured in "hands."

[Tracy Porter intercepts sigh]

You know, didn't they just do hard knocks there last year? If this was really going on as crazy as they said, wouldn't we have some B-roll of this. I mean if it is as frequent and obvious as Martin is claiming. Not saying he's wrong it's a honest question. Why has no one gone to HBO?

In all seriousness, I understand the inclination to say that you don't want to train your daughters. But, no matter what the sport, profession, workplace, community, etc., the response cannot be keeping your (or anyone's) daughters away from it. That only serves to deny your daughters access to something. Instead, be…

Blackhawk fan since 2010 here. All those '12-'13 bandwagoners piss me off.

Speaking as a Blackhawks fan since the early '90s, I can promise you that that guy has always been there. Sadly.

Too much David Kaplan for you, if you're welcoming people to Chicago.

I was always accused of "acting white" in HS and it sucks. For the life of me, I still don't understand how some think white = smart because there are some dumb ass white folk out there....no offense.

You can be black (and other things) on the inside.

This is funny because I live in Hyde Park with my kids. Climb down off the cross.

Bad news then - you are in virtually the safest neighborhood of Chicago and it won't get better anywhere else in the city.

Let's not get crazy - this is still a very good neighborhood, with homes regularly selling for over 2 million. I grew up in this neighborhood and live down the street on Greenview from here (closer to Addison), and things like this aren't the norm.

That's a lot of American jingoisms for a company that misspells "Armor". GO BACK TO ENGLAND YOU LIMEY BASTARDS.

The dictator briefly coached the team himself, but his players didn't know whether to call him Coach Q, Coach G, or Coach K.

What I love about this story is that you almost forget what an asshole Warren Sapp is. It just happens to be a case where the other guy in the story is a WAY bigger asshole and not nearly as good of a player.

The Jaguars have the most stable and constructive locker room and coaching staff in the state of Florida right now. Consider the ramifications of that sentence