NFC East fans use real guns.

Funny, usually it's a lot harder to spot a dick when it's covered with boxers.

And Mrs. Paulie.

So when will "Tom Sawyer" appear written on Canada' s sweaters?

the number of people smoking would decrease by 30%

"It's not rape,. I had sex with one girl who is 13 when i was 16.. She wanted it and thats all that matters"

using the word brazen, id expect some more originality with you question.

Needs more Wilhelm Scream.

This has to be one of the most disturbing images a Texan has ever had to witness. Two grown men holding hands, that is.

This name is blatantly wrong and offensive. Dan Snyder only ever plays shirts.

Fake blood is for fake patriots.

This is the boot-lickingest corporate shilling I've seen in a minute. I hope it's factored into your bonus at Under Armor this year; you've earned it.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

This is nowhere near as bad as the Seattle/Portland instagrammed latte-off

+1 PSA:Always have a spotter

Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.

Great. Now we won't see Bret "The Hitman" Hart at Nuggets games for about 15 years.

What about the 1983 corvette? There were 43 built but due to some emission standards changes they were all supposed to be destroyed but one was saved.

Yes, because he said "GAMES NEED MORE GUN TOTING WHITE GUYS!"

You just shoveled words into his mouth like the strawdog social warrior you are.

The hipsters bit was unnecessary, yes. But he's also right in saying playing the villain, the experiment, the victim, etc, is going to go from unique to cliché, and he's 100%…

This is the type of thing that I want to share when friends start ranting about how President Obama is a tyrant/dictator/fascist. They complain their right to free speech is infringed on when we call them idiots for their rants. No, THIS is what happens when you have no rights to free speech.