...worked as the director of new media for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Dallas.

He also used to be a writer for Bleacher Report

This is fantastic. Great stuff, I can tell you did a lot of research. Hey, quick question— are you the Zodiac Killer?

Hits 0 LSD hits 1: Dock Ellis' no-hitter

I don't have any pictures of this, but the coolest thing any athlete ever did for me was when Julius Erving sent me a signed basketball when I was a kid.

The Comiskey Park pinwheels

This is because WPA can be positive or negative. Freese has had 46 World Series PA, and in 17 of them he increased the Cardinals chances of winning for a total of +1.74 WPA (his 3B and HR that game were both huge, totaling +0.91 WPA, plus he had a walk that added +0.11). However, 26 of his plate appearances have decrea…

It's there because they bought it.

"listen..i need another embarrassing loss like i need a hole in the head"

"Fuck the Browns."

He makes Dollar Bill Wirtz look good.

This was a bad move by Chevy because, as we all know, Boston was the first to put the word "strong" after a noun.

I'm not a lawyer so maybe someone with more knowledge could shed some further light, but if he was to the point where he was being called in front of a grand jury facing his own potential charges, don't they have to inform him of what those charges potentially are? Or at least question him first or something? I…

Damn, it finally looked like it was the Dolphins year. They usually have a losing record, miss the playoffs and get a shitty draft pick, but this year I truly though they were gonna get that elusive 8-8 and just miss the playoffs while getting a shitty draft pick. Without Pouncey they might only get 6 or 7 wins and…

There are few things that disturb me more than the anti-vaccine people. Or movement. Dear god, I hope it's not a movement because if so we really need to stop them. Anyone want to join me in starting the anti-anti-vaccine movement?

Not at all surprising. She was ridiculously self-righteous about having "no medical professionals" at her birth. She's never seen anyone with polio, so wtf is the point of vaccines? She's never seen anyone die in childbirth at home, so wtf is the point of doctors?

I must have had too many concussions because I can't remember any of the players featured in this series.

Fun fact: this lady is an anti-vacciner. That's all you need to know on top of this hot mess.

And Matthew Stafford's balls grew three sizes that day.