Enough with the ridiculously photogenic posts.

Have sympathy, Dwyane - they're just trying to take their talons to South Beach.

From: "An Oral History of the 2009 BCS Championship Game"

It's refreshing to be able to read about Canseco taking a shot in the back without Jeff Novitzky kicking down the wall and confiscating the transcript.

You have to be a gigantic dick for people to tell a story where Jose Canseco is less a dick than you are.

boston wrong.

Luckily for Paschke, justice is a chick.

3-1, eh? Patriots beat the Jets again.

The CDC had to show up after another report of resistant staff.

I don't think the pictures of that horrifying diarrhea slop they showed did them any favors.

With all these new QBs, Vikes sure need a Lake Minnetonka team building exercise.

So Miami sent video of it, the Pats did it to the Saints, Rob most likely told Rex about it so the Jets alert the refs, the Pats go to the well one too many times get caught and Pats fans throw the biggest bitch fit since White Chicks.

Boston has the same chair-in-the-street rule. At first I thought it was ridiculous, because they weren't my chairs and I really wanted to park my car, but it turns out that it is a pretty fair system and people should follow it. (My conversion on this occurred after I spent a couple hours digging out a spot for…

Eh, it's only a Cardinals game.

In fairness to the vehicle, all Jets fans ride the short bus at some point in life.

Chicagoans love to talk about how they are from Chicago. New Yorkers love to talk about how they live in New York, despite being from New Jersey. Californians love to talk about being from California, except for Angelinos, who are too busy stealing my shit.

Think of how many violent crimes would be prevented if cops were allowed to profile the driver of this type of vehicle.

Passive-aggressive parking-related notes, often having to do with the garbage people leave in the street, are definitely a thing in Chicago.

Which is pot.