Oh sorry. I didn't realize we were all supposed to be 100% sure of the complete and total moral rightness of abortion in all situations, with all our heart. I thought it was still ok to be conflicted at some level about ending the potential for life, but still completely respectful of a woman's right to choose and…

To show you how trolltastic the Pats fan base is, they always have to qualify any harsh criticism of themselves with the "we're the Yankees fans of the NFL." Fuck you assholes you're not. Yankees fans actually paid attention to the team and the sport of baseball prior to winning. You self absorbed assholes truly think…

So that's where Jason London ended up.

That Supercuts is actually popular with a lot of pro refs. I saw Tim Donaghy there a few years ago getting his points shaved.

Yes. Also: I am a Nazi.

I have to admit: the guy knows how to keep the strokes to a minimum.

Last one I could find of the Astros celebrating.

"There's nothing the least bit notable about the play."

This is very surprising. If there's one guy who always seemed to take the best care of his body, it was John Kruk.

Talk about taking one for the team.
They don't pay those guys enough to slow down the competition by throwing their bodies in front of race cars.

For all the reasons you mention, running got a lot easier for me when I switched from 4/5 days a week to 6/7 days a week. When you're running every day, you are running every day — you have no room for excuses. It's freeing in a way, like burning the ships upon reaching shore.

Just like the David Ortiz meltdown, this is not cool. Go into the tunnel if you want to dismiss some rage. He has had a very disappointing year, mostly due to lack of run support from a team that can't hit. I bet a small amount on him to win the Cy Young. He is that good, when his game is on. He is a power throwing…

I know, right? Like, he has to be trying to run from debt, unacknowledged children, mobsters, something.

North Dakota is just crawling with Mossad agents

Levi's Landing is also a pet name for Bristol Palin's vagina.

I'm off to aquire a number of Japanese kids. Any suggestions?

Phil Roth is undoubtedly grateful for the page hits. What Phil Roth is probably not grateful for are the words "Phil Roth's wonderful little tool."

There's something happening here. What it is aint exactly clear.