I see they learned their lesson from the Imagine video. It’s okay to show stars quarantining in their mansions as long as they get punched in the face. ;)

I’m just glad Julia Butters got the worst beating out of them all. She deserved it.

“Murder wasps” is a much more comforting name. They may still be psychopaths, but at least they play golf, have a summer house in the Hamptons, and drink Scotch.

This is getting quite the workout.

I’m less disgusted at Elon Musk and more so his hordes of mouth-breathing reddit/twitter nerds who will eat you alive if you dare to disrespect their “genius idol IRL Tony Stark savior.” OMG he knows what a meme is!! He knows what hentai and video games (from 30 years ago) are!!! So funny and relatable he’s just like…

I am reminded of Kevin Smith’s line about late-period, weirdly religious Prince:

BABY DUE ON MONDAY.

Every time Elon tweets something stupid and I venture into his thread(s), I’m always amazed at how many bootlickers, aggressive bootlickers, he has giving their all to praise him. 

Yeah I smoke a LOT of weed and have never had a twitter-brain-rot-meltdown before. Then again, drugs hit different when you mix substances, and money is a hell of a drug.

Yeah I’m sure, that’s why he got the rest of the official spelling and punctuation 100% correct.

Holy shit, this is like re-reading my embarrassing blog posts from 2002.  

it’s amazing how bad being right can look sometimes.

Shhhhh, just let him enjoy it. 

It’s awfully easy to call for everything to re-open when you have the resources to make sure that you personally don’t have to go the public realm until a vaccine is available, and you are guaranteed to be able to get the absolute best care if somehow you do wind up catching the disease, no matter how crowded the…

I was about to say this feels like a lot more than a weed induced rant perhaps a drunken coke rant?

This dude is boofed on that rich people cocaine. He needs to go away

Um, Elon Musk may be a privileged shitheel, but the question mark after “land of the free and the home of the brave” is absolutely appropriate, not for any political reason, but because the lyric is indeed the end of a question: “Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave o’er the land of the free and the home…

the REAL nostalgia hit is heading to the av club comment sections after a parks & rec episode. 

That was a wonderful, touching and funny bit of TV.

Ben is still the best. God bless Adam Scott.