Shut up, Toby, you are a waste of life and you should give up. Go back to the annex. 

She’s Charlie Kelly with a vagina!

Really the only way to enjoy the song is ironically, while trying not to think of its true inspiration: a remark made by “The Locomotion” singer Little Eva to songwriter Carole King that the bruises her boyfriend (and soon-to-be husband) left on her cheek were proof that “he really loves me.”

I think that was the case for many, if not most, young men, and one of the many factors that creates toxic masculinity.

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

-Carl Sagan

I saw The Meg in January last year and loved every moment of it. My general fear of water makes any horror movie involving water a must-see for me. I saw CRAWL! And I liked it!

Go away...I’m bate’n.

In case you don’t want to click through to the Buzzfeed “article” to get the latest thirst from Kumail here you go. Wow, I didn’t realize that cats could make these pictures even better.

I did not, in fact. Apologies. I still think a Samuel Beckett reference would have been even more hysterical :p

I like to think with your user handle that you're actually Joan’s cat, Indiana, asking this question

At least he’s got a fall-back job selling magazine subscriptions.

Me approve of this monster-only internet you have envisioned.

edgy thought leaders who are just asking questions

That blows my mind...HEY RICKY! HEY RICKY! Everybody rumba!

you tell us! though, i suppose if it wasn’t your choice...

Me reading his comment: Haha, he said ‘TAINT!’

or spaceballs (i’m being totally serious, he was super hot in that)

Or Spaceballs.

I use to be in the beauty industry. How would at home services get around all the state laws. When chemicals are used they have to be properly vented.