West Philadelphia burned and razed?

“the tour should of never of been a thing if it’s this bad. Or should of stayed cancelled”

Please tell me more about this ‘burrito country’ of yours.

UM. In case you’ve forgotten, Dennis is a golden god. Mr Hill, is objectively not.

I sincerely do not understand the appeal of wearing sweatpants outside the house/gym and especially with heels? What is that? The comfort of sweats with the pain of toe-crushing high heels and a body suit jamming itself up your fucking butt? They aren’t flattering, either. I legit don’t get it. I think Kanye is a…

100% of his “fashion line” looks like underwear someone in the Star Wars universe would wear. It’s ugly, but damn if it is not a consistent aesthetic. I just don’t think there is a big market for “hooker from Tatooine” outfits.

Pretzels. Or pretzel chips. Carrots. Or carrot chips. Pitas. But, not pita chips. Also, in the non-dipping category, I like to use hummus in sandwiches, especially with turkey or chicken.

Sliced raw carrots are great with a lot of dips. You have to get large carrots. They’re more flavorful than watery “baby” carrots, and you can slice them into decent-sized chips as thick and structural as you want.

Garlic motherforking naan. Like pita with swagger.

Fine, I’ll ask... For the love of fuck, what’s good with hummus then?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I find this Deadspin list woefully lacking in “Getting hit by a bus.”

My grandma had a child with a severe disorder in the 1950s. This happened in rural Mexico. I do not think anyone in the family knows what it was that was wrong with the baby. The child had an abnormal head, cried in pain all the time and my grandma cried too for the 8 months the child was alive. I am currently…

Toucher & Rich?

I heard he looks stupid

I miss Molly Ivins so much, and wish she was around to wickedly skewer the Dotard and his evil enablers.

Which was more traumatic, the movie or the Mets game?

sounds like your grandmothers know how to cook.

At least if it (the tick) was as big as he says it was, he wouldn’t have gotten Lyme Disease, as deer ticks are REALLY small.

Um, Kentucky did do the Medicaid expansion, John.