Steamed fraud?

She has the marriage she wants.

Jill Biden, who likely will be supervising their move, needs to have the entire White House Fogged down, UV sanitized, and scrubbed clean of orange bronzer, falling orangutan like hair all over the carpet and clogging the shower, Melania’s leg make-up on all the good furniture and Barron Trump’s stiff white socks.…

Trump couldn’t get through the title of that book.

My theory is that Larry Sinclair is super racist and thinks any thin black man in a suit is Obama.

Clowjob?

Mentally ill convicted felon moron rambles on, news at eleven.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Dinesh D’Souza he had charisma.

Stupid sexy onions!

All foods are breakfast foods, if it’s the first thing you eat in a day. I’ve never understood the idea that some things are for breakfast - I’ll eat a steak and potatoes for breakfast, and an omelet for dinner, and feel good about it.

“Hang in there, buddy!”

That’s right, Randy had sex with a bat, but that’s not what created COVID-19. Oh no, what created COVID-19 had to do with Randy having sex with an animal that 2020 couldn’t even have predicted. I was more surprised at the random animal choice...

They all just happen to be in the same quarantine bubble.

Only the last 8 seasons of Law & Order, original flavor? If I didn’t already have all 20 seasons on DVD (minus 1 episode from season 2 on a bad disc), I’d be severely disappointed. Only 2 seasons of Lennie Briscoe? Not nearly enough.

For the record, the song “Valerie” is originally from the Zutons, but everybody forgets that because Winehouse’s cover eclipsed the original and sort of became canon.

And they call the act ... The Aristocrats!

“He wasn’t a drugs guy, except for all the different drugs!”

I just hope the films features this exchange:

So someone wrote an entire script based off of a bit from Eddie Murphy’s first album?