thelittlestcarnivore
TheLittlestCarnivore
thelittlestcarnivore

I had an ableist abortion... found out I was pregnant when I went to the hospital to detox. I don't want a child with FAS. I'm comfortable saying that. I own that. 

Doesn’t even have to be a new place. I work in a restaurant/bar/brewery in Baltimore that switched over to those fixtures last year, after 20+ years of non-annoying light fixtures. I think the City Council passed some kind of ordinance & this BS is now mandatory.

I know this is directed at Jason Derulo, but really the world would be a much better place if all guys took this advice to heart.

a couple of notes:

I live a couple blocks from the water in Baltimore. Dresses aren’t cute, they’re a survival strategy.

I’m in Baltimore, & it is similarly humid & unpleasant. I don’t know if I could survive without dresses. I don’t even know what men do!

...plus sometimes the combatants burst into flames!

Purity of essence!!!!

Charlie & Angela talking about cats

did they get Nick Chubb’s take on this?

That was my response as well! “Oh...so there’s a LGBT+ way to get oil now? ....Okay....”

Next he’ll be saying we should stop making him sandwiches!!

Plus someone else has to clean it!!

All glory to the HypnoCoach! 

I don’t have a dog in this fight, but oh never mind let’s hear it from some one who wants to talk ‘cause I love free speech

WARNING: extremely Canadian content

Who says we “overcame the Holocaust so quickly”? Tell me their names, I want to beat them up. Half my family got thrown away in unmarked graves. Who is using them to prove a political point? Who thinks I’m over it already?

butts were shaped weird in the 80's.

I just wanna know where I can get a red velvet dress like the one the brunette in the video has.

Seriously. & I’ve been known to find face tattoos cute, I’m no categorical hater. His are just UGH...would it kill him to put some color in there? He looks like I got drunk & doodled on him with a Sharpie.