How is it still nü metal if it's been around for twenty years? It's like mïddle-äged metal by now.

I've read that he was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. Maybe he wanted to go out on his own terms instead of that dwindling, wasting death-by-inches.

Can confirm. I lived in Dallas when I was small, & the family car had black vinyl seats. In summertime, the backs of my legs were always slightly toasted. I also remember some nasty burns from the metal seat belt buckle.

is there any way for me to mummify a note saying “you guys, I was totally high when I ate some of this stuff, so like don’t judge me, okay?”

Now that you mention it, she does have that moon-faced Prednisone look to her. I feel bad for laughing now.

never heard of Let's Eat Grandma, but now I'm very amused, mildly curious, & a little bit hungry... 

if you’ve never heard of Nicki Minaj, I wanna move to your planet, buddy

The truth (from a real live line cook) is that it does not matter to us at all what temperature you like your burgers cooked. It’s like asking if a shoe salesman cares what size you wear.

this encapsulates so many problems with our industrial food system... it takes yummy fruits & turns them into tasteless, underripe, overpriced garbage. It might give you food poisoning, but it sure is convenient!

I must take issue with your defamatory statements regarding honeydew. They are absolutely ambrosial when eaten fully ripe.

somebody should recut this movie & replace the scenes containing Mickey Rooney with clips of Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes.

Mom cat says always wash your paws.

hey, look at that weird mirror!

I want to know if the different colors are different flavors, or if they all taste the same...

I want there to be a Bizarro World version of this, wherein restaurant workers can ask diners questions. Like, what’s the appeal of open kitchens? Why do people order pizza or nachos with no cheese? Are all these people ordering kids meals to go really feeding kids, or are they just cheap bastards?

...& Weird Al Yankovic

I think the stupid part was the assumption that settling out of court = guilt.

COUNTERPOINT: those candies are chalky and unpleasant!!

I love these movies so much, & this really outrages me. I feel strangely protective of Bill S. Preston Esquire, and I want to know who hurt him so I can go slam that guy’s dick in a car door.

I’m fond of water crackers or celery. The best is the flatbread from the Lebanese bakery, but I am often too lazy to schlep out there.