I always wondered what Boomer Esiason’ s mom was thinking...

But does it have evidence of robin guano in the lawn and garden department?

That was exactly my thought! Except not the part about stealing the pizza from Godfathers, because I have never been to one of those.

Won’t five pounds of ANYTHING, all at once, make you vomit?

This is no joke. The first time I tasted fresh pineapple, I ate so much of it that the inside of my mouth was burnt for weeks.

I’m a line cook, so I am often the next stop for the products of these women’s labor. Now I know a new way to support them, so thanks many bunches!!

You forgot to include “Being hit by a bus” on your list

I believe someone already compiled such a list, & it consisted, in its entirety, of Bob Ross, Mister Rogers, & Weird Al Yankovic...

This is exactly what PCB makes me think about. I would watch a documentary about them, to see why people thought it was okay to dump them in the water, & how the environment is recovering (if it is ).

As my daddy always said, beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.

I am so excited for this!! I love Primus & The Rainbow Goblins was one of my favorite books as a kid. Can’t wait to hear it!!

Cummings is a Democrat.

The colors are crazy unflattering on my Tilda Swinton-type complexion, but dammit where else can I find a dress patterned with monkeys scuba diving?

Excellent advice, but it’s so hard for me to treat ignorant racist assholes the same way as fuzzy adorable purrbeasts...

It would take an especially long time considering the current sidewalk conditions in NYC...

This already exists. They’re called the Saturn Awards, & they are awesome!

I feel your pain. My last name is Black, & I lived in Michigan for a couple years.

I want in on this. I can bring my own slock.

Aw thanks! That was 2 1/2 years ago & it's been an amazing journey for me. Best wishes to your friend!

That factored heavily into my decision. The likelihood of having a healthy baby was virtually nil.