Hit me up, Kesha! I have metallic sanding sugar and non-toxic kitty litter. Let's make this happen meow...

Little Sisters of the Paw

I found out I was six weeks pregnant when I was in the hospital, detoxing from a serious alcohol habit. I had to get my own life together before I could even THINK about bringing another life into the world. I was not even a little bit conflicted & have no regrets at all.

Well, it DOES inspire me to run...to get far, far away from it!!

Her eyes look blue on that cover, & they usually look green...

When I was locked up, I didn't mind the clothes as much as I minded the shoes. They only came in one size...size 9. I am a size 4, so I was in constant fear of tripping over them. Those damn shoes scared me WAY more than any of the other inmates!

it also doesn't help those who are temporarily incapacitated by alcohol or drugs...isn't alcohol a factor in a majority of rapes on college campuses?

Orange Is the New Blergh.

That's my boyfriend's pet name for me! Was TLC giving me a shoutout? I'd be happy to go around with them all day long...

My father & I did the Texas Two Step to "Blue Skies" by Willie Nelson. It didn't exactly fit with my wedding (a small & understated affair at a waterfront estate in the Bahamas), but it felt right to my dad & me...a throwback to my childhood in Garland, TX. He even wore cowboy boots with his tuxedo!

Oh YEAH! I could rock the hell out of those. As long as I didn't pair them with a triangle string top.

That Lucky article was stupid, but I am actually learning more about finding a flattering bikini from your comments than I managed to pick up in a lifetime of reading fashion magazines.

I'm not sure what a "magic ream home" is, but I'm pretty sure I want one...

He actually wasn't sentenced under a three strikes & you're out rule. The prosecutor made the case that, while it was theft under $100, it was also theft under $1,000, allowing for the stiffer penalty.

I work in the harbor (actually, at one of the places this clown dine-&-dashed), & I agree...I could not be happier he's going away for a long stretch.

Sounds like he some nice sunset years...he retired to a nice farm, was cared for by awesome people, & even made a ladyfriend! All respect to you for making such a difficult decision.

Jennifer Aniston...ugh, so bland! I like to think that I'm as weird on the outside as I am on the inside, but I guess not.

I felt anything but normal when I had it. BV is not as itchy as a yeast infection, but it's definitely itchy. & the smell is REEEALLY bad, like a cross between rotten tomatoes & a dead mackerel that's been left in the sun for 3 days. Vomitrocious.

Natty Boh or GTFO, hon!

If chilling out after work with a tasty dinner & some Netflix is wrong, I don't want to be right.