For the past three and a half hours, my boyfriend has been watching music videos, many of them from bands I do not like. I think I am going to have to stab him to death with a potato peeler soon.

in the sauce for golubtsy (stuffed cabbage rolls)

Cena-mon Toast Crunch

Last year my little bro reluctantly ditched small-town life & moved to NYC for law school...he wound up loving it so much, my mom could barely drag him home for the holidays.

Many happy returns!

I know, right? I personally banged a dude in the backstage bathroom at the Black Cat in May 2004. Old, old news.

There are numerous cogent arguments to be made against a hereditary aristocracy, but instead you opted for ad hominem attacks. Way to go!

I SO do not understand that story. Why didn't the letter-writer quietly tell his fiancee that he wasn't feeling well & he'd be right back? There's no need to announce to the world that he needed to take a giant crap, but I don't see the need to lie about it either.

My heart is about twice as big as a normal person's. Sadly, this doesn't make me twice as loving & caring as a normal person; in fact, I'm a snarky bitch & self-centered to boot.

Xfinity Live! was also developed by Cordish...from what I can tell, all their entertainment-complex venues have this dress code.

Not to mention the restaurant industry & its lobbyists have very deep pockets...

Where I work, the line cooks don't do any prep, they just fire the proteins (which have previously been trimmed/cleaned/portioned) & assemble the dishes (using components that have been similarly prepped ahead of time). A team of magical elves (AKA pantry cooks) in the back does all the slicing & dicing & butchering &…

I'm a pantry cook & I do not feel as though it would be safe for me to be wearing gloves all the time...I have to do lots of very high-speed slicing & dicing & I would not feel safe putting a glove on my right hand (the one I use to hold my knife.) I want to have a very secure grip on my knife at all times.

For me, rehab was the answer. My psychiatrist there found depression meds that work for me. I'm not saying I never have a bad day or I never cry, but I never have to deal with that awful feeling like something terrible is going to happen & I don't know what it is or when it's going to hit me, but I know it's gonna be…

I guess I'd stick to talking about clothes, hair, & nightclubs with her. Maybe I'd try to branch out & discuss shoes, makeup, & celebrity gossip!

I may well be atypical, but I know what morals & ethics are...I can trace their development from Aristotle to Spinoza to Kant to Nietzsche to Sartre.

There's boob antiperspirant? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED? Boobsweat is the bane of my existence!!

I haven't had a drink in more than two years, & I have no plans to start on Monday :)

Thank you for expressing my thoughts & feelings without using phrases like "it makes me wanna smack the faces of those women's heads", which was what I was gonna say. I know violence (even imaginary violence) is not the answer, but I just get so mad when I say I'm bi & other people think I'm like those Girls Gone Wild.

Yeah, but I wasn't usually as drunk on elementary school field trips as I was as a 20-something in a bar or club.