Great list! I also do the following in there:

Regardless of what size his eyes are, I bet Koji Uehara doesn't have any trouble seeing his ALCS MVP trophy or his World Series ring. #suckitracists

For a fun sexytime, try your hummus with penis instead of pita! Rub some of your favorite flavor of the zesty chickpea-based dip on your man's junk, then slowly & sensuously lick it off...

I used to think Leonard Skinner sang "Sweet Home Alabama"...

It sounds to me like a portmanteau meaning "to text while having a wedgie"...

Eleven sounds like a LOT,but it's easier than you think! Check out the food pyramid for lactovegetarians & vegans from the Journal of Nutrition...3 servings of leafy greens, 4 servings of other veggies, 2 servings of fruit, & 2 servings of dried fruit (dried fruit is important for those of us who don't eat red meat,…

WHY didn't Bylsma pull Quick? That 3rd period was an absolute bloodbath!

I'd be less concerned about STDs (which may or may not have been present) than with all the fecal bacteria that were most certainly on there...

I too am a hotel! I'm in Hong Kong, conveniently located on Man Fuk Road...

Vistaril (hydroxyzine) & Desyrel (trazodone) are options for insomnia. They are not benzos like Restoril & Xanax, & they don't cause weird zombie-like behaviors the way Ambien often does.

A blood draw is part of a rape kit...if a tox screen wasn't performed at the time, it can be done on the blood in the rape kit.

I'm bi & love hockey...is it okay if I check it out?

If these underpants are intended to be worn during period time, then why are they white inside?

...especially when you complete the look with what appear to be men's shoes...

It didn't work for me, by which I mean it didn't stop me from drinking. All it did was make me get superflushed & headachy when I drank, so I just drank more til I didn't care about the headaches & flushing. If you've ever had a drink while taking metronidazole (Flagyl), it's not that different.

The littlest carnivore is the Least Weasel, which is not much bigger than a mouse but can kill & eat a whole rabbit! Like the Least Weasel, I am small but extremely ferocious, I love to eat rabbits, & I have a long sleek body and very short little legs.

That's exactly where my mind went also, & I was wondering how they solved the hygiene problems implicit in renting out inflatable dolls.

Well, don't do that. I'm sure your friends & loved ones would miss you!

Dioxin poisoning, probably by his political opponents, though as far as I know no one has ever been charged with it.

+1 year in a gulag