The Celtics drama is really missing a good, insane, food-related angle. Like Al Horford is eating a bucket of KFC at every halftime, not washing his hands and greasing up the ball. Or this all started because Kyrie insists on pronouncing pho properly and is correcting his teammates all the time. Just something…

I dunno, I can’t reach it, I might enjoy it. Who can say?

I actually lost weight by switching (most) of my beer to bourbon. I know this reflects poorly on me. But whatever, I got SEXY through bourbon.

It’s the Purple Rain font. It’s kind of part and parcel of the package.

Yeah Fred, you might wanna check the name of the team :)

+1 Uncle Rico

Do you worry about a quarterback controversy?

John Elway runs the Broncos the way Homer Simpson groaned at the mere prospect of owning them, when Hank Scorpio gave him the team.

I see you were a math major.

I find it hard to believe that Gase couldn’t foresee how this has the potential to be a powder keg.

only if his head has made room for it, i suspect.

Are u saying that the biggest rivalry in the NBA, possibly in all of sports, is no longer a thing...?

Deadwood isn’t an anthology series.

Why do you hate our troops?

This. All Gold Canyon or GTFO. I could watch five hours of Tom Waits rasping out “Mr. Pocket” and five more of him singing “Mother McCree” and then go back to the “Mr. Pocket” bit with a smile on my face. He’s so fucking good.

Robert Kraft: Bill, listen you’re an amazing coach. But all of your assistants who get hired elsewhere all flame out. We really got to do something about this.
Belichick: *Grunts*
Kraft: We can’t keep having coaches get high level new job offers only to fail. It reflects poorly on us.
Belichick: *grunts*
Kraft: What if…

He wasn’t wrong.

You sir are honorable and correct.  

If you’re married and you clip your nails in bed, you deserve divorce. Fellow Steve here btw, you’re making the rest of us Steves look bad. Do it somewhere else. I bet you floss in bed too?

It’s good to have you back, sir. But it’s also nice to know that the Funbag and Deadcast are in good hands without you. Somehow your absence made me appreciate you AND the rest of the staff even more. Tim Marchman on the Deadcast has made me realize how much I miss him, but I also love Roth’s frustratingly rapid…