congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

Because it’s a fox news dipshit who thinks chorizo (Mexican) = bad, whereas Italian sausage = good.

What a load of horseshit that was. “Hey everybody, here’s some performative pap for social justice!”

I gave an honest to God effort to watch this shitshow. I lasted until they showed the montage of Goodell taking a guided civil rights walking tour. 

Re: taco presidents, LBJ is from Texas and served as a legislator here before becoming Vice President and then President. It seems unlikely he didn’t eat a taco on the campaign trail at some point. But going even further back, Teddy Roosevelt’s claim to fame before politics was his exploits in the Spanish-American…

Seriously. Was a walking in memoriam around here for weeks and all of the sudden the corpse walks in like ‘hey, what stinks in here!’

Welcome back, Drew! I was not smart enough/don’t follow current events enough to understand most of the Feinbag. Idiots like me applaud your return.

Obviously he went out in the cold without enough layers.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

EXCUSE ME BUT A DREW MAGARY POST IS HAPPENING NOW? THIS IS A GREAT DAY.

I really like Murray, but it’s kind of hard to make a strong empirical argument that he’s actually good and not just extremely fun.

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

as others have said, i switch up hot sauces depending on what i’m eating and have several favorites, including tipatio, louisiana, chipotle tobasco (awesome in bloody marys), sriracha. here in chicago there’s a place called heinie’s that has a great hot sauce that’s a brighter-than-pepto pink color (it’s available on…

as others have said, i switch up hot sauces depending on what i’m eating and have several favorites, including…

Arizona is the Florida of the West. Ohio is the Florida of the midwest. Maine is the Florida of the North.  

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

I didn’t even know Wetteland was NOMINATED to the Supreme Court! Where have I been?

So... are you new here?

Ohhh. Ohhh. Ohhh. I know this one

The reason why the Conservative meme factory will never really have the impact they want is because they can’t even flirt with reality. If the fake quote had been “We still had a good time” that would at least be believable. But “It was the best meal we ever had” is what turns it into such hilarious nonsense.

I was going to explain my joke and then I remembered that there’s nothing worse than reading an explanation of a joke.