Deloitte hires a lot of BYU graduates, this guy was seated next to Braxtyn from Orem. 

Resse’s Sticks are an unsung hero in the Reese’s Candy Universe. 

I mean this prophesy had to come to fruition. 

I think I am on Antonio Brown’s side. 

The Fresno Grizzlies should stick to sports.

Wait, are you saying there is also a shit-show tape? 

A white onion before Easter? What kind of monster are you?

Hollywood Hamlet?

While this is going to make the summer games much cooler, it seems an indoor sport like break-dancing would be perfect for the event starved Winter Games.

One of the best days of my middle-aged life was the day I learned bourbon has zero carbs. All I had to do was the cut the mixers and it basically becomes a smoothie.

I know we’re a “fly-over” city, but we’re not “nobody”.

I think he’s a cop. 

That depends, if for example, your BIL To Be is Irish then a bottle of Tullamore Dew Four Cask 12 year might be more thoughtful. 

I would add that if you want not to go, but still earn some points buy the guy a good bottle of whiskey for the event as a means to contribute but not participate. This BIL is going to be a part of your life for the foreseeable future, and it’s a small gesture everyone involved should appreciate. 

This is the correct take. 

How I learned what queefing is:

One thing I love about you Jolie, is that you’re always so optimistic about my future.

One thing I love about you Jolie, is that you’re always so optimistic about my future.

Also Richard Nixon was from California and president before Regan. Even withstanding that, the very first Taco Bell opened in 1948 San Bernardino near Nixon’s home and (possibly) in the district he represented in Congress.

So Murray wants a Dic-xit?

I am not sure “known” is accurate description for Blake Bortles’ quarterbacking ability.