Shorts with a hoody is standard look in my hometown. It drove my mother insane, she started giving all of my friends jeans for birthdays and Christmas as means to personally end this epidemic. 

I got mono skiing one time. Thanks a lot Jennie Gentry. 

Some of us have been trying gray conversion therapy for years now. 

Hi Martin 

Enes Kanter is following in the grand Utah Jazz drafted big-men tradition o being a huge blob of jelly as set by set by Greg Ostertag. 

Jeopardy is probably the best waiting room television. The questions are written on the screen, you can pay as much or as little attention as you, and potentially annoy the other residents of the waiting room with your esoteric knowledge of Wagner’s Operas.

He wants to ensure there is an unobstructed view of his shoes to ensure the laces are out. 

Even now Harbaughcan’t bring himself to call Flacco elite.

Who the hell flies out of Dulles? 

I think I just picked my favorite sports story of 2019. 

I thought the players were actually fucking coffee, and now I feel disappointed.

Salt Lake City is submitting a bid and honestly it is one of the few places that might make sense to host the Olympics. Its 2002 game helped shift the perception of the state as Mormon only and helped shape the city has a tourist destination beyond Park City.

Drew is the Skins’ Stadium’s biggest backer? Did not see that coming.

I stayed up half-night reading it, and finished it this morning. I was surprised how much I liked it, I am normally not a fiction guy, but this book was great.

I ordered that one as well. Given the power that my reading of The Hike brought Drew back from the dead, I am glad I waited on reading something titled “The Post-Mortem”.

I am not taking all the credit for this, but Drew’s injury finally got me to buy The Hike, and I started to read it this morning on the train. So, you’re welcome.

I, actually, was a child of the 80s who was obsessed with George Plimpton. He hosted a show on the Disney Channel called Mousterpiece Theater and subsequently became my hero. 

First Drew tweets he’s NOT dead, and now the Raiders’ dumpster-fire get’s even more dumpster-ery and fiery, what a great day on the Internet.

I can to this day some thirty-ish years later name the “Hottest” girl in each grade I was ever in. 

Exactly my thoughts. I am this close to creating a conspiracy board to get to the bottom of what happened to Drew.