The guy rated Steven Seagal in a solid 70 with 100 being the best actor. I never lived first hand the Marchmen takes, but mother of god the legends were true. 

I came to the Deadcast during the Roth Era, and I have no idea how you handled all of Marchman’s bad takes for that long. I was practically screaming while riding the train about Seagal.

Free Scotch is a hell of a drug.

I honest to god don’t know how I am going to get through my work weeks, I have literally gotten out of bed and made it to the office because I was able to say “Well at least the Funbag\Deadcast\Jambaroo is out today.”

I am going to burn some sick leave in solidarity. 

“I told him not eat strawberries.” -Tom Brady, probably

That’s a fair criticism, however those gateway jobs require you to have additional support. My congressional internship is basically why I have my career now, and during the entire time I was unpaid my parents had to support my day-to-day expenses. Having below living wages limits who can actually accept those jobs…

Who let Nate Silver out of the grays?

This insight into how the hippies viewed their revolution as a social event is strong evidence for how the Baby-Boomers ended up as the worst generation.

The un-informed left strikes again. Everyone knows vampires don’t sleep. 

Following Philadelphia lead Buffalo announces their new mascot “Shitty”.

I vaguely remember wearing a Jerry Brown button to my southern Utah elementary school during the ‘92 primaries and somehow not getting the shit kicked out of me; simpler times. 

That’s a solid moment in Grandpa History. 

“Richie Incognito, Richard Incognito, Ricardo Incognito, Richie Nom de Plume, the list goes on and on.”

There is a lot of things Nation Christian Academy will likely be okay with, however I feel like Woodbury’s interest in sodomy may cause him problems.

Pfft, Cornell isn’t even a real Ivy. 

You mean a literal “false-flag”?

To spite his face...?

Hopefully she gets a deduction off her sentence.

While enjoy the actual basketball in the NBA, the off-court bitcy drama between players is the real draw for me. 

The Broncos like the Dyson, never lose suction.