Yeah, you may be right about digging up a local article if it were a drunk driving accident. Maybe a single car deal, though? Might not be even local newsworthy. I dunno. Like I said, it’s my buddy’s theory; I’m sticking with sepsis/acute infection of some sort that required hospitalization, IV of antibiotics,…

You misspelled “orifice”.

I’m holding out for “Mirror Fight 2: Hospitalized Drewgaloo”

But hot dogs are a place-based food that are required fare at any of the following locations:

Anyone who thinks Hot Dogs are bullshit should be deported.

When Ricky Rubio was asked if Joe Ingles talks trash during Utah practices, he shrugged.

*record scratch*

With 1,000 hamburgers going in an hour, I think we know who Trump wants to keep out with that wall.

Football coaches are terrible people.

I bet they get Papa Johns.

I hate you because you're right.

Math checks out! nice...

I find it pretty hypocritical that this site is is condemning him for wanting to ‘round up and nuke the grays’, which is a pretty common sentiment here that I think a lot of people support.

LOL no

Considering Tim Tebow is an anti-abortion activist, he’s likely one of the millions of “devout Christians” who put all of their “beliefs” to the side and voted for that sex offender to be President. 

And good lord, I need a proofreader.

Pizza is terrible. You have to top it with sauce, cheese, maybe a few other toppings. I’m always amazed that people continue to eat it for anything other than basic sustenance.

A sous-vide circulator and a little liquid smoke (plus Prague powder, if you really want the pink smoke ring) is every bit as good

No, I’m sorry, that’s not bbq. Ribs, sure. But not bbq.