While enjoy the actual basketball in the NBA, the off-court bitcy drama between players is the real draw for me. 

The Broncos like the Dyson, never lose suction. 

Was the homeowner flagged for roughing the passer?

Only one handgun? Are you gay or somethin’?

Who the hell let Alex Jones out of the grays? Investigate? 

“Damn it, now I am crying.” -Andrew

Honestly, I stopped reading half-way through and moved on to the next question. Was Jeff Hornacek listed?

I have done pickle-brine and whiskey too.  I am just wondering if the origins, I assumed were redneck in nature, are actually Russian.

Wait, did the Russians invent Pickle-Backs?

Honestly, this just made me crave cavier on TGIFriday’s Loaded Baked Potatoes.

Wrong football Tom, but you’re still a good boy. Yes you are, yes you are. 

This is my argument with beef. I have worked moving cows on horseback, those animals desire to die it is made clear by their stupidity.

But does he suck on an elite level of sucking?

I assume Trump as already taken credit for this. 

I worked for a similar asshole golf pro. He had busted ass Porsche he made me push-start to get going. So the day I waited till there was no else there to help him, and left him stranded at the country club. 

That better not be true, because it makes me like Belichick a little bit.

I guess we know the next Vitals monthly challenge.

Is one day a year really enough to honor our troops?

They have Memorial Day

Maybe they need three.

That only applies if you’re white. 

Apparently the Browns plans to beat the Steelers or Ravens in the playoffs is to just stack the Patriots. Honestly, I have to respect that strategy.