This seems like Jim Tomsula Lifehack for getting to know your local law enforcement community.

After shitting on Tory Burch earlier this week, Drew has his preppiest podcast in ages where he mentions jerking off at prep-school and his tennis lessons. Fitting, old sport.

I was watching that live as it happened, and remember being completely blown away. I called out to everyone else in the dorm to come watch what was happening. 

Sounds like she needs to play more football.

I hope against hope for Texas Susan to return every year. 

Utah and Chik-Fil-A

When I was a congressional intern, I would always swipe the free Hustler, and throw away a copy of some federal report in its place.

It’s not like I wrote “Get out the grays on Deadspin” as my personal work goal for the year.

Are we sure this isn’t Sacha Baron Cohen?

It’s really hard to burst an under-inflated bubble though. 

Hey there Rick Patino!

According the NET all MAC teams now shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true 

They are only entertaining Syria-ous offers. 

I think we found Papa John’s podcast co-host! 

Honestly, the Chargers moving to Iran would have made about as much sense as their moving to LA.

Plus...he has hair now!

How Millennials are Killing the Oakland A’s...an our near future

You’re not wrong, but an essential part of being a Bears fan is believing that any past Hall of Famer could suit today and be better than the rest of the league at that position. I guarantee there is at least 8 deluded fans out there right now all Butkis would need is time with a trainer and an extra week of camp to…

Florida: Hold my beer beers.

FTFY

It’s a weird, but I am actually rooting for Manziel to do really well in Canadian Football. Will Joseph Gordon Levitt be too old to play him in the redemptive Disney movie?