I’m glad you said those were cookies in the tupperware container, because I was afraid to ask....

You know who else made a nude lip color just for you, one that never needs retouching?

Me this morning: Who are these people? I don’t care.

All I can say is from personal experience: best decision I ever made.

This is definitely an overshare and off-topic, but your commented reminded me of a time I was blowing a guy and he shoved my head down on his dick and he whispered, “Don’t you love it when I make you choke on my cock?”

I’m especially horrified by her advice to get rid of all your books except the couple dozen or so that belong in your personal Hall of Fame. Her premise: even with books that give you pleasure and you might want to read again, you’ll likely never reread them, so get rid of them.

The BEST would be to run into an opponent you hate while wearing a t-shirt that made fun of them, which they don’t realize until you’re already taking the photo. Like this guy.

#Obligatory

A lot of disabled people have spoken out about this phenomenon. Needless to say, it’s pretty terrifying to see, especially when the child and the person have the same disability.

I’m not. Raising a typical child can be hard. Raising four children can be hard. Raising any child in poverty can be hard.

MRAs routinely link to xojane and talk about listening to disabled people. Yep yep.

Can we cut the sympathy “poor mom of a disabled kid” bullshit? I’m already seeing it in the comments. Killing your child is not okay. This mother is no more sympathetic than a mother (or father!) who kills her able bodied child because of stress or whatever other reason.

THIS MOVIE MAKES ME ANGRY ENOUGH TO KICK A PLANT.

I shouldn’t find that as funny as I do. Like this one:

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

Hey look everyone! I found a jackass!

But they aren’t sanctioned courts, even if locally they have the power to get away with it. Groups of white folks have been raping, torturing, and killing black folks in this country for centuries. It was still happening regularly and semi-officially in some American communities as recently as fifty years ago.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

How to start your day like Mocena:

I don’t think you understand the definition of “anecdote.”