Uh... Affixing rabid weasels to your groin with rusty staples would be a better use of your time.

Yes. On the one hand the woman is clearly brilliant at what she does. It was a marvel to behold how she managed to bring some discipline and order to that shitty mess. But at the same time I am sure that Joseph Goebbels himself (Hitler’s minister of propaganda) was like “Girl, this is too much spin even for me.”

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I’d say it’s partly cloudy with a 40% chance of bitch.

John McCain, who didn’t think personal insults or an all-out attack on a Gold Star family were reasons not to support Trump, pulled his endorsement. Something is definitely different here.

It’s a distinct possibility. This kind of stuff really, really does not play well in Utah. There’s a reason all of those folks rushed to repudiate him over this, because they know their supporters will remember where they stood on it.

It’s exactly as colossally stupid as it seems. Trump became the nominee of the Party that embraced him so thoroughly due, in no small part, to the fact that the press soft-pedaled the obscenity of his life, his actions, his politics, and his own language. Werder is behaving as if this was an exception, and as if Trump…

They just get angrier and snarkier around here when you call them out on their intellectual dishonesty. It’s not worth it.

I had the same thought. I had a pothead friend when I was in my 20s who thought it was funny to get his kitten stoned. It died after a few months of this.

For fuck’s sake, people. Cats don’t carry the UGT1A6 gene. In plain English? They can’t metabolize plant toxins. You’re going to trash their liver or kidneys and that is NOT a nice way to die. I’m not saying we shouldn’t investigate alternative forms of arthritis relief, but don’t impose your uncontrollable pot habit…

Oh, I’m lighting candles & praying that Hillary will have the balls to go for the kill if Dump dares to bring up Bill’s cheating! She’s never spoken honestly about it, but if he tries to humiliate her Sunday, she needs to own her decision to stand by her man, then dis Cheeto for the pot calling the kettle black. She…

It’s pretty deliciously ironic that the two things bringing Trump down (maybe?) are the things he claims to be the best at: making money and hooking up with hot women.

That photo is great. It’s like Trump said something stupid and it’s already been processed by the first guy and is just reaching the ears of the second guy.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and advocates sexual assault in casual conversations....

I love that magazine cover more than I probably should.

+1 for ‘Pussygate’.

I have solid evidence that chicks love the pussy

Pussygate? Pussyghazi? Pussywater?

Huh. I legitimately expected them to be worse than that.

Picked that one up from Herman Cain, who defended sexual harassment allegations from numerous women by literally saying that there are thousands of women he’s interacted with in his life that did not make such allegations.