Internet: There will be a real life Pikachu Detective Movie.

Don’t underestimate Michigan.

Grandparants <to kid> “Where’s the Brady jammies we got you?”
Father-”Had to throw them away because I shit in them.”

And being aware of that cognitive bias has absolutely no effect on those who are stepping right into it themselves. If anything, describing the Dunning-Kruger effect to those guilty of this bias will only give them the idea of using the bias to describe others. Is this irony? I think it might be.

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

This is a total guess but I’d bet that most armed robberies happen with the perpetrators never intending to use their weapons. I think most people don’t want to add murder to their rap sheet. It’s purely for intimidating people into giving you their money. 

Tangentially related, but am I the only one who despises the K Zone? First of all, you’re superimposing a graphic on the most important part of the screen. Second, just like an umpire’s zone, it’s completely arbitrary. Third, why can’t you wait a few seconds and superimpose it on the replay? There is sooooo much…

In a way, aren’t we all a fart-recording Doug from New Jersey?

Gone too soon . . .

In 535 career games, Boogie has 11518 points, 5884 rebounds, and 1725 assists.

Opening it with your thumb with the mouth away from you feels like the technique of someone who has either been handed a shaken up can too many times or has shaken up the can every time before giving it to someone else and knows payback is coming.

Nowhere near as harsh as the Browns’ new method of punishment.

I am really tired of Buzzfit trying to get attention with kick-bait.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

You know, Hardwick seems like a controlling dick, but the ex seems like a freaking nut job. Being a shitty boyfriend doesn’t mean he was “abusive” and deserves to lose his livelihood. How about we raise that level a little closer to criminal, and save our righteous rage for all the non-celebrity women are are actually…

Wrong. The real sports highlight of the day is Mike Sakasegawa avoiding the street sign pole at 0:30 in the video without breaking the shot. Much better job than Bears Pole Guy.

“late Saturday night”

Reminds me of an earlier this season 16 inning Marlins-Giants contest and I had just gotten to a restaurant with my mother, caught the final two innings and said to her “Glad we didn’t go.”

But enough about Phil Jackson’s dick ...

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods.