God, it can’t get any more dystopian than the continued existence of Major League Baseball. 

For one thing a trailer / manufactured home has to be towed to the lot by another vehicle and are set up to be in place for longer.

After I wrote that I knew people would choose to interpret it in an unreasonably narrow way. Have you ever been to NBA summer league? Been near the court for an NBA game during warm-ups? Guys like- to name just two- Zach Lowe or Nate Duncan are access merchants? It happens all the time that if you really wanted to…

Really? Really? No “Hit by a Bus” in a Deadspin listicle?

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

Social media users ooze of low intelligence. Fixed

So what the fuck is the individual citizen to do? I’ve lived beneath the poverty line most of my goddamn life and I’ve barely enough resources to support my family. I live in AK (a Red state) so I know that my phone call to Murkowski was just a waste and the only thing I’m doing when I argue with my Red neighbors is…

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

Let he who has never done this cast the first stone

If it’s not him it’s got to be his kid or maybe his wife.

Laura, good article, you bring up really solid points and I 100% agree with you.

I pray her kid is never constipated.

You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

“This type of chicanery seems like it shouldn’t even be legal. But I’m glad it is.”

That was such an uncomfortable moment to watch and even the commentary was kind of struggling with how to process and deal with it. Especially since it was clear at that point that the damage to Pennington’s nose was massive and that the fight wasn’t that close that just winning the fifth round on points was enough.

Probably just should have used the japanese translation and referred to him as Shiba Inu.

Oh, are we doing DOOM again tonight?

Wait a goddamn minute. There’s a professional athlete named “Talor Gooch”? Way to bury the lede.

Looks like we need the scoff guard.