I exclusively access Jez on my phone, so I honestly have barely any idea how Kinja works.

She may have questionable judgement for getting involved with him in the first place but she’s always seemed like an absolute angel when it comes to the kids, even the ones that aren’t hers. I remember reading an interview where someone asked her why she did it and she was like “They’re my kids siblings, obviously I…

I’ve always admired how she handled that divorce and his subsequent drama with brooke and his future kids. She took in his other children while he and Brooke were in crisis because she knew their kids health affected her own kids happiness and health because they were half siblings. She deserves a ton of respect for…

I looked this up on Reddit after the news broke and someone shared a a picture from when Denise Richards divorce filing and Richards listed a thing where one time they were on vacation, she caught him looking at gay porn and she was like “don’t they look underage to you?” and he was like “forget it Denise”, and then…

If Martin Sheen is anything other than the avuncular president Bartlett of my imagination, I will have no choice but to...idk, I guess cry a whole lot.

It seems like so many men think that if they don’t have a burning, all-consuming hatred for women in the forefront of their conscious brains, that this automatically means that they respect women. Like, if they don’t actually think the words “what a fucking cunt” they are okay.

Because cooking and clean up is the entertainment being provided. How many “dinner parties” have I been invited to, which are advertised to start at 7 or so, but the ingredients are actually still in the fridge at 7...dinner finally cooked and served at 10 after everyone has gathered around for three hours just…

How can people with open plan even have dinner parties? All the dirty dishes are sitting there staring you in the face and some lame-o is sure to offer to start washing them, and then insisting, and then your glamorous party becomes a hootenany of chores instead of the Algonquin Round Table like you’d hoped.

I want to give the person who screamed “open concept sucks” at the property brothers a medal. I have already told my spouse, when it comes time to house buying, I hate open concept with a fiery passion. I want a huge kitchen. Massive. The size of my fucking apartment right now. And I want doors and walls around it so…

Thank you for your service.

Yeah, she needs to be dignified when talking to the President.

Send her some finger foods.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

I understand that most companies have policies that you can be fired for badly representing the company (for example, someone where I work was fired for getting in a bar fight while wearing a company polo shirt). However, unless her shirt has the company logo on it (I can’t read it) no one would have know that she…

I want to send her an edible arrangement or some muffins

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

I know that I should feel bad about this, but I’m having trouble mustering it up. I’m a terrible person.

was never fair, a nice animal like the opossum gets the ugly and the tough, mean and destructive bastard raccoon gets all the cute.

“Trust him like a brother.”
“Making forts under covers.”
“Call it what you want.”