They are literally wearing suit Zoombaz

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I’m laying in bed with an ice pack on my vagine after the IUD insertion from hell. I need Fiona kisses so bad right now, thank you for this!

I’m the “chef” in a Midwestern family of picky eaters who think a new brand of ranch is terrifying. But I made green bean casserole from scratch with a yummy Dijon roux and fresh green beans and mushrooms instead of canned. I’m also doing a bacon fat seared asparagus with a lemon vinaigrette topped with sliced…

Holy shit, what if the log song really WAS about wanting kids to play with his wood?!?

Do we both know Unemployed Gary in St Charles!?? The one who accused Obama of manufacturing the Ebola virus to keep Christian missionaries out of Africa because he (Obama) is a part of the Muslim Brotherhood?

Oh totally. This particular friend of mine grew up in a very redneck, homophobic house and really didn’t come out til his late 20s. So I think he’s going thru this weird “catching up” phase and trying to date for the first time in his life. Still gross.

My close (gay) friend is 33 and very successful, but insists on dating guys in their very early 20s, if not 18/19. He’s on to his latest, a 19yo college sophomore still living in the dorms. He’s excited this could be “the one,” while simultaneously bemoaning how the guy is broke and he’s always picking up the tab for…

My ex best friend married a cult leader named Gary, whose sole employment at the time of their nuptials included a self published book on Amazon about The Rapture (apparently heaven is like a big waiting room full of bloodied aborted fetuses) and selling illegal diet supplements out of the back of his car. The day of…

Ditto. I’ve worked clothing retail for close to 15 years part or full time depending on grad school schedule (and now I’m close to my lifetime discount, so I stick around for those cheap sweet clothes) and it seems like corporate is hell bent on making decisions to further push back their competitive edge. Make a…

That’s also St Louis style (sometime minus the provolone cheese topping), which first debuted at the 1904 World’s Fair. At the time of the World Fair, St Louis had an Italian immigrant community second only to NYC. As an StL native who’s now lived in MN for a decade and has family roots in the Twin Cities since the…

Just now I opened the mail to find a fundraising appeal from my father’s former Catholic high school in rural Missouri. First prize in the raffle? A Glock 9mm semi automatic rifle. ‘Murica the Great, indeed.

I have been very lucky in my life that I was blessed with an amazing, liberal, great dad who has always supported me, backed me up and encouraged me to always stand up for myself.

As someone who is insanely terrified to fly and has to dope herself up for the shortest of jaunts, praying it doesn’t end in a breakdown and me being escorted off by federal agents...this oddly could work for me? Like maybe I’d be so distracted by how much I hate Sum 41, I wouldn’t be thinking about how the wings are…

Starred for a shout out to my beloved “Sassy Gay Friend” vids!

Going to try that for sure! I’ve never had one before and dear sweet lord, I hope to never have one again!

Thank you! I got the antibiotics yesterday, but I should take the Azo too. I’m the only person I know who doesn’t have burning with a UTI, just insane pain. So that was a fun and stressful hour at the doctors!

I’m laying in the fetal position on the couch, praying for death while suffering from my very first UTI. The antibiotics don’t seem to have kicked in, so I’m just trying to drown my innards with as much cran juice and water as I can stand. Any Netflix recs anyone?!?

Sloan Curvy fit at Banana Republic Factory or Banana Republic. No pockets, fits like a riding pant