Yeah we’re done here

I’m kidding. I’ve seen it; it deserves every word written/spoken about it.

Can you please go back to moistening yourselves with the ice water, please?

That’s really where I figured this had to be going.

Congratulations. You win the internet. Take the rest of the day off.

Shut down the thread.

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

Y’all never gonna let that go, are ya?!

Alison Brie is in it?

M. Night Shyamalan to direct video of Blink-182's cover of . . . The Twist!

obligatory:

Just to be clear, Damon *does* realize that the R-word is bad, right?

Did they at least serve a kick ass meal like Fyre Fest?

Ok, Biggie.

I came to ask what a rabbit breeding fair might be. And I’m sure it’s going to all end in a gooey vat of “sorry I asked”.

Who’d he steal that one from?

Who cares? Just do The Scottish Pub!

not a very eloquent treatise, but your thesis is sound.

Now I know.