The Dirt Mall?!

That’s about as much material as Crosby Stills and Nash had when they played at Woodstock.

“Right now, it’s the Wild West,” Tollett said, “And here comes Mongo!”

Frank Ocean is up to his old tricks, the little scamp!
No, wait, Lil Scamp (or $camp) is a totally different other rap guy.

How do you feel about moistened bints distributing swords as a basis of government?

His prized student, Tanya, whose “prized-ness” seems to be her penchant for not wearing a bra...

Those socks though...

I would’ve called it Harry & The Hendersons II: Twice The Legendary Beasts!
I bet I can get Lithgow cheaper than you’re imagining.

That Belgian siren would take some getting used to.

Hey you, get back here.

But in this day and age of micro attention spans, how many people know who she is? Is she on Instagram?

Read the Constitution. The Founding Fathers say everyone has freedom to say whatever they want about whoever they want. They also say no one has the right to pull an artist from an all-day music festival because they’re just being themselves.

Well if she didn’t want this to happen then she shouldn’t have been an innocent victim of Italian police incompetence and corruption, and she shouldn’t have been existing in a world where the international press demonizes women to sell papers.

Okay Louis, get outta here...

Jesus Christ you’re such a worthless cunt every time you comment. One can always count on you to add utterly nothing of value to the conversation.

Politely eat shit.

Please people, take the side of pretty millionaires who’s genitals you’d like to see in movies again

Honestly, I only get paid bi-monthly, but I was trying to make myself sound more impressive.

I mean, it’s not like Disney reopened a crowded theme park in the midst of the pandemic. That would be ridiculous!