thekinjacaffeinespider
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thekinjacaffeinespider

But also... ScarJo is rich as fuck already (net worth: $165 million). The fact that she INSISTS to get ALL the millions she was promised... blargh. I hate it. I hate it so much. Is it justified? Who’s to say. But I don’t need to pick a side to know all of this makes me sick.

And why does this kid always look like she’s been up for five days?

Same-ish for me. But it doesn’t sicken me so much as amuse me. I’m not a fan of Scar Jo, and I don’t particularly care for the Disney corporate machine, so I don’t have a dog in this fight. Whoever loses, I’ll be happy.

Your tastes are not universal, dude

I had to laugh when Disney responded to ScarJo the same way social media influencers do - “You’re getting paid in exposure!”

Nobody is “forced” to go to the theater. If you don’t want to go, you can wait. And the disease is only “raging” among morons who refused to get vaccinated. Contracting covid while vaccinated is comparatively rare, and the ones who do contract it typically have mild to no symptoms.

“Call out the fans”? Fuck, what a thought! Are her fans the ones who like her pretty songs? Do they like to sing along? Do they own and operate firearms?

Fuck all this. I’m going to watch upset Jared Leto with udders looking bizarre!

Pretty sure you mean “RotJ,” not “RotS.” Though it would be amazing if Lucas didn’t know that Luke and Leia were siblings until the early 2000's. 

weird

Laugh it up, fuzzballs.

In affectionate memory of Elegant Victorian Lady.

He the new Mumford’s Son.

Yokoism

The vinyl release is going to be super sick, man.

I’m pleased to be able to say “I have no idea.”

Was Bill Murray nice to Charlyne Yi?

how courageous