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Sorry, no. The answer we were looking for is ‘What is this article?’

Baba Booey to y’all!

(!)?

Maybe he was announcing he’s running for President 

The Olympics

He will

He went to rehab for saying the n word?

There was a fair amount of pre-release hype, mostly centering on the fact that Lucas was making a more traditional fantasy epic, but one that was still supposed to hit the Star Wars sweet spot.

It was also the inspiration for the VF-1 series Valkyrie fighters!

Heatblur Simulations, who made the F-14 module for the DCS flightsim, put an AI RIO called Jester in the back seat if you’re playing on your own.

To be fair, Top Gun is really, really silly.

Go fuck yourself, you empty shell of a person.

In the same way that people were predicting that Star Wars was going to sink Fox, i.e. without any real facts on the ground, they looked at the money being spent and the names connected to it and made a terribly wrong guess.

jokes on you, that is Shia, it’s been Shia all along

He looks like Shia LaBeouf playing a JD Vance hillbilly character.

The best way to watch Top Gun is to watch Hot Shots. 

I love Willow more than LOTR. Stop calling me crazy!