Oh she’s around, she’s just unrecognizable.

“channing tatum sounded like he had peanut butter in his mouth the entire time”
So, what effect did the ‘shrooms have?

it’s an origin story. That is apparently all you need to know.

Me too.

Well, now I kinda want Nic Cage to play Snake Eyes.

I’m at work. Will I be in trouble if I Google what the fuck an ANOF is?

John Ratzenberger? From Empire Strikes Back, John Ratzenberger? Did he ever do anything else?

Porkchop sandwiches!

Where but a Shyamalan flick would any parent anywhere ever say to their child “You have a beautiful voice, I can’t wait to hear it when you’re older.”?

Who wants a body massage?

The Twist?
He was Cindy Crawford the whole time!

Snake Eyes!

A couple of Detergents?

“Henry Golding plays Snake Eyes”
did you guys get tired of people complaining about wrong, oddly worded headlines?

I used to love the low-budget Terminator rip-off Trancers (it used to be nearly always on as TV filler in the late 1980s and early 1990s), but only in my most recent viewing did I realize that the heroine is played by a pre-fame Helen Hunt.

Don’t smash it with my boots, you say?

Which is Jay Sherman’s

I’m always rooting for the comet.

Didn’t they have a blurb here recently where that kid said the rest of the cast were mean to him because they considered themselves serious actors being upstaged by stupid gags ‘n shit?

You know who you never hear from? Waldo Geraldo Faldo.