I’m 45 & he’s really working on my nerves. That’s what you meant, right?

...had a more thought out business plan than Chet Hanks.

Let ME guess...

Joe Rogan? Horse worms!!!

Nell?

Succeeding where Joaquin Phoenix couldn’t.

I think he’s being too hard on himself. He’d’ve “succeeded” just fine on social media no matter who his parents are.

I wonder how long until the Hologram Stones are charging us waythefucktoomuch for nosebleed seats at the Financial Colossus Center?

And they’re your father.

Yeah, I’m glad I got something to do now that the KISS tour is postponed!

The competent drumming of Sven-Olaf Petterrssonn?

In Sweden, does “fanny” mean what it means in America or in the UK?

Did you in fact get diarrhea all over the Swedish Slip ‘N Slide?

How do the moon Nazis factor into this

I’m a Flatmooner, so I find this movie offensive.

“I just pull this lever and I’m all ‘Goodnight . . . Moon’!”

Moraine: A powerful witch who cares a lot.

“I haff no son...”

Is Feats of Acting a new Festivus tradition?