thekinjacaffeinespider
The Kinja Caffeine Spider
thekinjacaffeinespider
Sep 18
2

Yes. You broke that for us, definitely.

Sep 18
3

Is David Letterman a scheduled guest?

Sep 18
2

Dildos Bilbos and Bibles: The Nilus Saga

Sep 18
1

uhh does anyone else use your computer?

Sep 18
3

I’m thousands of years old.  There’s nothing I don’t know about myself.

Sep 18
1

Yet,  Halloween is just a bit over a month away!

Sep 18
4

I get a mix of dildos and sneakers, so its all good

Sep 18
4

amusing to imply women use aids to masturbation (even if true)?

Sep 18
9

Very cringey. Quite the dumpster fire. Drews News made me thing of Gary Gnu.

Sep 18
2

At least she wasn’t in blackface.

Sep 18
10

It means she has an extensive collection of um . . . “back massagers”?

Sep 18
25

It means Tom Green ruined her for other men.

Sep 18
6

I love Drew. I’ll give this a shot.

Sep 17
1

He was instrumental in getting the whole Google “do a barrel roll” thing made. True story. Read more

Sep 17
1

It tool me five readings to get this joke, you magnificent bastard. Read more

Sep 17
5

Well Luke had to gut him first to sleep inside him to keep warm. 

Sep 17
5

I'm sure some furry foot fetishists will indeed fuck these shoes. 

Sep 17
8

recognitions: nagger of the internet!

Sep 17
7

You couldn't tell he was wearing one under those suits?

Sep 17
1

I like her sisters too, they run a tight business! all around talented family!