thekinjacaffeinespider
The Kinja Caffeine Spider
thekinjacaffeinespider
Sep 18
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I’m just breakin’ yer balls a little bit. 

Sep 18
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That’s ‘Malcom X-calibur’. You might not wanna mess with that.

Sep 18
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Jared Harris was on Cheers?

Sep 17
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[Dammit Ed! Stop ruining our fun!]

Sep 17
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it was “wastebasket”. sorry, poor cropping

Sep 17
1

I need something to go with my new shaggy Bantha-fur duster.

Sep 17
2

I feel dirty but here’s your star.

Sep 17
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“That’s ‘cause droids don’t rip Wookies’ feet out of their sockets when they lose. Adidas is known to do that.”

Sep 17
4

If Elton John tried out for the Lakers, this might be the footwear.

Sep 17
22

Trump “speaks some of the things I wanna just scream sometimes.””
You mean like this...

Sep 17
10

Who knew Ebert was such a barrel enthusiast.

Sep 17
1

I didn’t know we said ‘scrum’ in America. How continental.

Sep 16
4

Don’t be like that, Chicken Mumbles.

Sep 16
11

Ah, Elizabeth . . . the thinking man’s Olsen.

Sep 16
3

I don’t like M.O.D.O.K. as much when he’s not working with H.A.N.N.I.B.A.L., F.A.C.E. and B.E.E.A.Y.E.

Sep 16
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Well, nobody’s perfect.