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SO much more!

great, let the campaign begin.

Recite to me where I may see that!

They could probably squeeze that in there!

Cool!

“I’m lazy!”

maybe not “fascinating”

baby’s angst hasn’t paid off well, now he’s broke ‘n old...

Sue everyone! Bring all your eyeglasses and all your shoes. So you have them.

a local catalog of nude pool babies?

We’ll compromise: he will rape a hamburger.

I want to party with this guy!

You’re Amy Schumer!

Who?

“Reboots...why’s it always have to be reboots?!”

well he was the lead character.

Everybody who knows about Zabrak anatomy could tell you they have absolutely NO vital organs below the navel.

“And you’re name shall be...’TK421'! Because you’re never at your post on time!”

“Faster...more energy! Faster more energy! FASTERMOREENEGRY!
aaand, cut, I think we got it!”

Yes, t’would, t’wouldn’t...t’it?