Jack Nicholson warned him.

“Titanic wins Palme d’Or!!?!”

Meep meep, moop moop.

I got a Community notification for this?

Well, if I go deaf at some point in the next year, at least now there will be a silver lining.

“I will do a German donz for you, it’s fun ‘n gay and tra-la-la...”

I actually asked for a “Manilow-style” Weezer record; but I never send anything back. They probably spit in it.

How far has this guy shoved his head up his own ass?

When the question is asked “Why does everyone hate this generation?”, remember this article fondly. 

How about “shark surprises” instead?

It’s only really a shark encounter if you roll a 17-18 on the aquatic beasts table.

Scientists are dumb. These ones. Not the smart ones.

It makes me feel much better that the shark who bit off my leg didn’t even want to eat it.

I know who’s behind this...

Henderson, Kirby and Duntsch: The first ever surgery/law firm! They’ll fuck you up and then sue themselves and get you the money YOU deserve!

just Let It Be

Kevin Federline is studying

It’s All Too Much.

We just did this last week. Do we have to do all the song puns again?
Help!