You can hold the floofy mic as long as you want. I don’t think that schvitzing statue is going to comment.

This headline sounds a bit like Mad Libs.

I didn’t realize Danny Trejo was that old. When it said “met Manson in prison” I thought like in the 70's or 80's.

Danny Trejo met a LOT of interesting people in prison!

Wait a sec...Margot Robbie (as far as I know) is not a LGBTQPOC. What’s she doing playing a character who is a based on a toy who is a white cis woman?

They won’t need no instructions to know how to rock!

Oh shit I know what they’re gonna look like when they grow up!

I guess naming them Conchord, Crowded House and Lordy would’ve been too on the nose?

If your name was Tariq Trotter, why would you want to change it?

This line pushed my quaint button:
“The musical lineup reflected acts that dominated MTV and radio airwaves...”

Unless it rains shit there, how is no pun intended?

Remember back in the day when you could get water for only $4?

Man, I fucking hate it when people with different interests to me are catered to.  You win this time, 90s boy band fans.

“Sir, the nation’s dads are getting restless! We need more World War 2 documentaries to feed them!”

Aging? We all age at the same rate - one day per day. Do you mean old? Joey Fatone is only 44. Is that considered old?

Even in their prime, A.J. McLean and Nick Carter couldn’t outdrink Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.

John Oliver needs to change his pants.

Shota is banned on most platforms.