I was gonna say a Limp Bizkit EP.

Mr. Brownstone

What if they attack you with a piece of fresh fruit?

I disagree, I don’t think they deserve all this shit

And now we can’t follow notifications to the actual comments they belong to. Truly Kinja is a shitshow of majestic proportions.

Answer: In 1775 English inventor Alexander Cumming was granted the first patent for this device.

I would never do it of course, but I imagine any blasphemy of Taylor Swift would play out more or less as it does in the original Clash of the Titans where the statue of the goddess comes alive and demands a virgin sacrifice for the insult.

Slip’n’Slidin 2: Explosive Liquid Poo

I say the same thing every time the ice cream machine is broken at McDonalds.

The shits?

-urns... coming out!

MOM WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT NYQUIL YOU GAVE ME?

“SOYUZ NERUSHIMYY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH, SPLOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAYA RUS’...”

“WE’RE MAKING SHAKESPEARE FUN FOR THE KIDS!”

A dog that size you need to keep sedated. 

Well, Gamera is a friend to all the children!

Please show them picking up his shit! Please!

Just when we thought we’d finally put Crossroads behind us.

yikkkes!

Ah...Jamie Lynn: The Thinking Man’s Spears.