I thought it was the kid from Wonder Years. I'd never heard the Mr. Belvidere one.

Girlfriend Union is what I used to imagine about Gabrielle...

I do recall one time when Ratchet and Megatron came together. Though, they did get under each other’s skin…

It’s so great being rich and white, and being able to schedule when you will be arrested...

Didn’t Neil Young spit cocaine on his audiences back in the day?

You left out the best one

Yeah, let him have it! I promise not to see it or care about it or say anything nice about it on the threads!

What is this “good writing” wizardry you speak of?

You can try out for Kahuna n Sons.

I’ve seen some of his performances. “Earn” is stretching it.

Modest Mouse is here to tell you to get off their property.

What’s up with Roy’s bunny ears?

The Killers.

Yeah, The Ozark Mountain Daredevils are due for a comeback any second.

Say what you will about Mumford & Sons, but name me one other band that was able to trick their fans into believing their entire discography wasn’t the same shitty song played over and over again.

What’s more fun than cigarettes and glaring?

“Inexplicably popular,” maybe.

At least The Rolling Stones always copped to it.

- Sir Terry Pratchett OBE

Lamont, you big dummy!